Once upon a time I head a headache.
As I only get these monstrosity's referred to as "headache's", which are more like "head pulsating, squeezing-brain-to-smithereens aches," about six times per year, I proceeded to act like a baby and announce it to the world via Facebook.
And that evening, not one, not two, but five men texted or called to see if I needed anything. And another one just to say hi.
Hmmm...I may be on to something here.