Thursday, January 20, 2011

Naughty Foods

My darling lil Miss Megan asked me this question in response to my dislike of donuts, cakes, pastries, and pies:
"What are your naughty food weaknesses? Fried food? Butter? Ice cream? The evil part of me hopes that there's something, so that I don't feel so piggy! (Mmm, bacon.)"

Clearly, as I was once told by a physician I was clinically obese, I have some weaknesses.  With her mention of bacon, however, I have to mention I also do not like ham.  I only eat absurdly crunchy/burned-ish bacon.   That evolves into my general dislike for any suspicious meat, mostly due to texture and juices, and is a topic for another day.

Most often, when I pick my poison for my "free" days, I involve some lethal combination of the following:
Peanut M&Ms
Snickers
Twix
Creamy Caramel NestEggs (only around Easter)
Smart Cookie (Gushing Blog Here)
Leatherby's
Carl's Jr. Jalapeno Burgers
Little Caesar's Pizza
Ben & Jerry's Milk & Cookies
Sandra Nestman's Brownies (she's my co-worker and makes the best in the world)
Cookies, cookies, more cookies, and my cookie dough
Dallas Erekson's popcorn (he's my bud and movie night host and makes the best in the world)
French Fries

1 comment:

Miss Megan said...

I didn't realize that you were clinically obese at one point. Wow. You've worked so hard and you are so healthy now and I am so proud of you! Way to resist these naughty foods as much as you do -- it can't be easy, seeing as this stuff is so cursed tasty!