I like to be clever and tell people they are wearing their smarty pants when they say something witty. I also like to gently let them know they are being bratty and tell them they are wearing their meany pants.
I was at a blogger's block, so sorted through some ancient drafts of blogs I never published and found this outdated gem, that is definitely indicative of some meany-pants-wearage on my part.
I may or may not have once told a man, "There are a few guys who would give their left nut to be with me and I pick the one who could care less." (Who says that?!)
And I'm not the slightest bit regretful. I feel mean, but I feel it was called for. And you can't argue with feelings:-)