Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Callipygous

When I am sitting with a man and stand up first, or walking up stairs in front of a man, or doing my gym squats in the line-of-site of a man, or, well, you get the picture, I am always paranoid. 

Why?

I feel his eyes observing me as callipygous.  I'm not conceited, I just know what I've been told by people of the male gender previously about how they sneak peaks here and there in seemingly innocent situations.

Awkward.

2 comments:

S.R. Braddy said...

So you're saying the Larissa elevator tends to gets stuck about halfway up?

jeff said...

Blog comments need a Facebook-esque "like" button.