Tuesday, January 18, 2011


When I am sitting with a man and stand up first, or walking up stairs in front of a man, or doing my gym squats in the line-of-site of a man, or, well, you get the picture, I am always paranoid. 


I feel his eyes observing me as callipygous.  I'm not conceited, I just know what I've been told by people of the male gender previously about how they sneak peaks here and there in seemingly innocent situations.



S.R. Braddy said...

So you're saying the Larissa elevator tends to gets stuck about halfway up?

jeff said...

Blog comments need a Facebook-esque "like" button.