Last week was an amazing week except for one thing: our Marketing Team sent out a promotional e-mail with my name attached and a phone number to call in the case the individuals had questions.
The phone number lead to a directory of skanky hotlines. Great.
Speaking of skanky...
The other week I had to go into the skanky store on my way to a performance to get some old-fashioned nylons. I may have had the audacity to emerge into public with curlers in my hair. When I walked in the door an alarm went off. As if I weren't feeling awkward enough. Then, as I was checking out, I said to the cashier, "I apologize for my appearance, I'm on my way to a show."
Hmm...I'm in a skanky store on my way to a "show." Probably not the best thing to say...
2 comments:
Oh you crack me up! :) e
I giggled out loud when I read this.
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