I frequent one particular fast-food establishment that is literally in my daytime gym's parking lot and has 150-calorie meal food.
They always greet me with, "How are you today?"
I answer, and then I wait. And wait.
Almost never do they ask me what I want to order. I guess they just assume that "How are you today?" translates to, "May I take your order?"
I don't want to respond to "How are you today?" with, "Two fresco taco's." That's just silly.
Sometimes I start to order because I've figured out this little trick of theirs and they cut me off, asking me to wait. Sometimes they actually do ask what I want.
More often than not though, I sit there in ordering anxiety silence.