Why? Why? Why?
I was pregnant. I kept walking around saying, "I don't know how this happened!" I was unwed.
People kept saying, "Honey, you know how it happened."
I would reply, "But I didn't do that! I didn't do anything - I'm just pregnant!"
And boy was I. All swollen and huge. I was only a little pregnant and then the next morning I was really pregnant. I happened upon another pregnant lady who was sitting in a hot room while covered with blankets, who believed that extreme heat induced labor. I climbed over her to the seat next to her and told her I didn't know when I was due, but I woke up really pregnant that morning and I hadn't done anything to get that way.
I woke up very happy to be non-swollen and have a flat belly.