I wet the bed last night.
Wait! It's not what you think!
I was sitting on my bed with my laptop and my huge bottle of water when I heard the *beep, beep, beep* on my phone that means someone loves me. I walked over to the phone, I responded with reciprocal love and turned around to see a dark spot on my bed. Right where I was sitting. Couldn't quite figure that out. Then I saw the guilty bottle - 20 of the 28 ounces gone.
I left for a couple hours and returned to the dry side of the bed, but kitty curled up right on the wet spot...which I found odd to say the least.
This morning the spot is dry, but there is a ring on my 2-year old fancy schmancy mattress. Grrr. At least my sheets are now freshly laundered.
Lesson? Wetting the bed is never a good idea.
2 comments:
wetting ur pants at work...is almost as bad. I accidentally dumped 28oz of a 32oz water bottle in my lap. oooops! I was at work...and had to meet with students like that the rest of the afternoon. It was a great icebreaker to say the least! Happy Wetting!
*SNICKERING* took me too many years to figure out that last line....did I just admit that???
Post a Comment