Friday, March 30, 2012

Onion Belly

I love onions.
Yum. Yum.
But sometimes they are too potent.  I find the purple ones are most often the guilty plant party.
And you are left with Onion Belly all day.  And often into the next morning.
There is this feeling almost as if the onion is fermenting and growing baby onions in your gut, whereupon you open your mouth and anyone within ten feet of you is automatically infected with Onion Belly Breath.
The worst is when you go running with Onion Belly - I swear it seeps out my pores and my sweat is no longer sweat, but little drops of onion juice.
Man, it's enough to make a girl give up on that bloomin' veggie.


SkinnyMinnieMoves said...

I'm so guilty of this. I put onion in everything. And I'm so paranoid I smell like onions at the gym lol

Shayla said...

I just embrace my onion smell. And I invested in an Orabrush...