Never you mind that. I've got a trick up my sleeve to rid myself of the unwanted close-proximity runner.
They linger? Fake cough again every minute or so - sound like you are hacking up something. Sure, it'll take some of your running energy away, but it'll get rid of 'em. Yes, I'm serious. Yes, I've done this - I am not ashamed. Okay, maybe a little, but the entire cardio cinema was empty and crazy talker on the phone lady plops next to me? Oh, Honey, I don't think so!
On a side note, watching the end of Marley and Me while running, if you are a pet lover, is not a good idea.
|Yep, this is even my gym!|