Friday, September 9, 2011

Deep Tissue Assualt

The other day, I granted some major deep tissue massage work to two of my guests, a very rare occurrence indeed.

I don't want to toot my own horn, but I'm pretty darned good if you really let me dig in there.  My mother had severe migraines all growing up, so we learned some wicked mad skills in this department.  Now, if you want just a back tickle or light massage from me, you must be very specific, or I start working those muscles at their very center.  I had one beau who would frequently ask, "Will you assault me?"  I'm an "It hurts so good" kinda gal.  (and I could use a deep, muscle tenderizing massage myself if anyone feels the need...)

The next day, my thumb muscles were all sore.  That's never happened before and it makes grasping the bars with Gym kinda humorous and difficult.  I tried to massage those muscles, but it tickles.  Who knew?

1 comment:

Miss Megan said...

Wow. I really WAS tense. Sorry my wound-up muscles caused you pain!

On a funny note: Remember how I told you I bought some massages with a Groupon? The spa went out of business. So... now I need to find another professional masseuse :P Crazy timing, no?