I prefer to wear dresses. Not just dresses, but really cute and girly dresses, much like unto Zooey or Dianna.
Last weekend I was roughing it - knowing I was going to be in a backyard for a BBQ most of the evening - in jeans and a hoodie. One of the young men may or may not have thought it extremely hilarious to attempt to wedgie-fy me. Yep, people still try this at 32.
I yipped, jumped, and screamed, "SEE! This is why I never wear pants!"
That went over well...
|I even wear dresses at the fair while playing with goats|