I Don't Wear Pants

I don't prefer pants...unless they are for Gym or pajamas.

I prefer to wear dresses.  Not just dresses, but really cute and girly dresses, much like unto Zooey or Dianna. 

Last weekend I was roughing it - knowing I was going to be in a backyard for a BBQ most of the evening - in jeans and a hoodie.  One of the young men may or may not have thought it extremely hilarious to attempt to wedgie-fy me.  Yep, people still try this at 32. 

I yipped, jumped, and screamed, "SEE!  This is why I never wear pants!"

That went over well...

I even wear dresses at the fair while playing with goats