I happened to glance to the left of my desk at work and the preposterousness of the situation hit me.
You can see I have six containers of liquid: 4-44 oz, 1-32 oz, 1-12 oz.
Four of these containers are at least 1/2 full (none with soda before you go get all worried or preachy).
I am beginning to think I have a problem...how did I come to this?!