I don't get it.
You may hear, "breakfast in bed," and think about relaxing on a sunny morning with your loved ones giggling at your side.
But I just think about crumbs in my bed, how I'd have to get out of bed to go to the restroom anyway, how I'd been laying there for 6-8 hours and don't want butt rot, how I'd feel so lazy and slimy, how I probably shouldn't be eating whatever it is, how I'd need to brush my teeth, how I'd probably have to clean up whatever mess was made in the kitchen...you get the point.
I just don't get the concept of breakfast in bed other than it being a service opportunity to show someone you love them (although I'd much prefer other methods). I know that generally the population looks at this as a wonderful luxury...it just isn't for me.
How do you feel about crumbs in your bed while you chew calorie-laden food with your fuzzy teeth and greasy face? In other words, how do you feel about breakfast in bed?