*disclaimer* I am typically a healthy eater and exercise 6 days per week, but my absurd love for all things burger sometimes gets the better of me.
When this hunger must be satiated, I try to resort to something less artery-clogging like a small Whopper Jr. with no mayo from BK - which is exactly what I did yesterday.
I purchased a car wash inside the gas station/restaurant, so I just ordered inside there and I waited...and waited...and waited. About 10 or 12 minutes later, I finally asked them if I could have my food - I was trying so hard to be patient because I know how all-up-in-crazy some people get with fast food workers.
One of the workers said, "I thought that was strange! I remember seeing a man take your food!" So, there is some particularly well-fed thief out there....rude much! We all got a good laugh.
To compensate me for my emotional trauma, they made me a fresh burger and gave me free fries:-) Life is gooooood! (shout out to BK on Bangerter in SLC!)