Friday night I had a lot going through my mind - mainly, "Man, when those penguins hop onto the ice and slide all over on their bellies, that sure looks like fun!"
So, when I went ice skating, I decided to dig my toe pick into the ice and give those penguins a run for their money (you know they've got plenty cause of those slammin' tuxes they all wear...). I plummeted towards the ice, belly poofed out and awaiting the slide. Unfortunately, my hip and knee were jealous and opted to race for the first hit. Unfortunately also, this whole scenario is something I concocted to make it slightly less embarrassing that I totally ate it...
You, my friend, are hilarious!
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