Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Locker Room Exhibitionism

When is it ever appropriate for someone 65 + to unavoidably stand right inside the entrance to the locker room, facing innocent walkers-in, full-on nudey patootie, in a semi-squat wiping her private parts and the rest of herself with huge paper towels while grunting? I argue never. I am permanently scarred - no one should ever have to witness this. *shudder*

5 comments:

Vanessa Swenson said...

puke puke vomit
ick
nasty
wrong
at any age

James Reese said...

Larissa, thank you SO much for permanently scarring me by creating that delightful visual.

Larissa said...

I had to share the horror - I am sorry, I just couldn't suffer alone...

Shayla said...

I think it's time to start going to a different gym...

Larissa said...

Shayla - this WAS a different gym than the tootsie roll wrapper incident. I guess a free show is what I get for wandering into the West Valley gym...