Monday, August 17, 2009

Did I Swear?

I have never sworn, as I have blogged about before.

Through a series of late nights and fresh awakedness from a nap, I may, however, have had a slip of the tongue last week. You will all have to tell me if you think I can still claim this marvelous feat.

I was with MI2 (whom has since offered his basket to Girl C), helping him organize the shirts in his closet. He was mentioning how he doesn't even wear several of the items and I remarked, "Well then why don't you just get rid of those shi**? shiRts, I mean shiRts!"

We had a pretty hearty chuckle as I exclaimed that I've never sworn before.
He taunted, "Well you have now!"

If you slip, but it isn't even as if you would have ever put a swear word there in the first place, does it still count?


Eric said...

No! I'm in the same boat as you. I've never sworn. One time I was playing golf with my friend Brad, and he hit the ball very well, so I wanted to say "Nice hit" or "Nice shot", so instead of trying to pick between one or the other, my brain decided to put them together. I still claim untainted vocal chords. :)

Jon said...

You were helping him organize the shirts in his closet?

Larissa said...


Vanessa Swenson said...

mispronunciations are not swears.

but they are completely HYSTERICAL.

Marianne & Clayton said...

Doesn't count. Good try though.

Anna said...

I AM Satans spawn. You are incredible. It most doesnt count. I apologize for my own potty mouth in your presence.

snittymagee said...

I would ask why he still had those sh*ts too!

Shayla said...

doesn't count.