Through a series of late nights and fresh awakedness from a nap, I may, however, have had a slip of the tongue last week. You will all have to tell me if you think I can still claim this marvelous feat.
I was with MI2 (whom has since offered his basket to Girl C), helping him organize the shirts in his closet. He was mentioning how he doesn't even wear several of the items and I remarked, "Well then why don't you just get rid of those shi**?
We had a pretty hearty chuckle as I exclaimed that I've never sworn before.
He taunted, "Well you have now!"
If you slip, but it isn't even as if you would have ever put a swear word there in the first place, does it still count?