You know how some people get wise on you, and always think they are funny when you say, "I'm going on a blind date," and they say, "Is he really blind?"
What do you say when he really is blind?
"YES!" (then watch the interrogation team pause awkwardly)
He was only blind in one eye, but yeah...totally affirmative.
How many of you can say you've been on a true "blind date?" :-)