Last night at FHE I took a new friend with me and talked with quite a few other new friends, one of them being Mister B. Sometimes folks stick around when you will talk with them simply because they know no one else, so I figured this to be the situation.
Well, somehow Mister B. gets my number (I didn't give it to him) and starts texting me about how I was giving off the vibe that I want him.
WHAT?!? I've been trying for 27 years to give off this vibe and all of a sudden someone I wasn't giving it to picks up on it?
it always happens backwards like that. so annoying.
and he was really texting that to you? blech. awkward.
Oh yes, he was really texting me that I was "giving off the vibe for him" and he likes my type too or something ghetto-fab like that. He has chipmunk teeth!
your type? what does that even mean? and if he was obviously misreading the whole vibe thing, how on earth can he know what your type is?
Oh Venom, my sentiments exactly. I went to another get-together last night and he was there and sure enough he texted me afterwards and then called. Oy. I need to be nice enough to just kindly say I'm not interested, instead I do things like find out he hates cats and then tell him I have a cat!
you could tell him that your cat doesn't want you to date him. and then you could direct him to this page and tell him it's your idea of what pets should be like.
i think it'd sufficiently freak him out.
Dang - the link isn't working. Fortunately, he is allergic too, so I can just go all crazy and say, "I have trim my cats nails and put her hot pink nail covers back on and she has been alone all day and needs some company. Don't you my little baby doll?"
The link is down right now. Maybe it'll decide to work later.
Pink nail covers! HAH!
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