Coming Out of the Closet

This may be a little TMI for some of you, but all of that "I" is necessary to get the full effect of the fateful events of Wednesday night.
I stripped down to my birthday suit and entered my bathroom for a warm, relaxing shower. I looked down and realized poor little kitty had no food - which I store in a closet in said bathroom. Standing there buck naked, I opened the closet door. Jump! Gasp! A man was standing there staring at me with a smug little smile all over his face! The vulnerability one feels in their birthday suit is mucho, but to then find a man in your closet while in said suit? Oy.
Lucky for me, I quickly realized it was just my cutout of Earnhardt, Jr. which I had procured to play a prank on someone....I just didn't know that someone would be me.