I stripped down to my birthday suit and entered my bathroom for a warm, relaxing shower. I looked down and realized poor little kitty had no food - which I store in a closet in said bathroom. Standing there buck naked, I opened the closet door. Jump! Gasp! A man was standing there staring at me with a smug little smile all over his face! The vulnerability one feels in their birthday suit is mucho, but to then find a man in your closet while in said suit? Oy.
Lucky for me, I quickly realized it was just my cutout of Earnhardt, Jr. which I had procured to play a prank on someone....I just didn't know that someone would be me.
8 comments:
BWAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHHHHAHAHAH
oh man, oh man.
that is funny.
OK you freaked me out there for a sec...HILARIOUS!!
I ditto Vanessa: BWAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA!
It's like the redneck version of that crazy R. Kelly video.
That is hilarious! It also brought back floods for Pinegar pranking memories. Good times.
The Phantom!!!
bahahahaha
Hilarious. You should make your bathroom more free. It will give you a clear view of everything. You can use folding shower seat to really have relax time sitting and calm your nerves.
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