Friday, June 11, 2010

Coming Out of the Closet

This may be a little TMI for some of you, but all of that "I" is necessary to get the full effect of the fateful events of Wednesday night.
I stripped down to my birthday suit and entered my bathroom for a warm, relaxing shower. I looked down and realized poor little kitty had no food - which I store in a closet in said bathroom. Standing there buck naked, I opened the closet door. Jump! Gasp! A man was standing there staring at me with a smug little smile all over his face! The vulnerability one feels in their birthday suit is mucho, but to then find a man in your closet while in said suit? Oy.
Lucky for me, I quickly realized it was just my cutout of Earnhardt, Jr. which I had procured to play a prank on someone....I just didn't know that someone would be me.

7 comments:

Vanessa Swenson said...

BWAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHHHHAHAHAH

oh man, oh man.
that is funny.

Krissy said...

OK you freaked me out there for a sec...HILARIOUS!!

Kappyt3 said...

I ditto Vanessa: BWAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHA!

jeff said...

It's like the redneck version of that crazy R. Kelly video.

erika said...

That is hilarious! It also brought back floods for Pinegar pranking memories. Good times.

Vanessa Swenson said...

The Phantom!!!

Shayla said...

bahahahaha