Dear Foreign Hair on my turkey sandwich,
I know not from whenst you came. Why do you adorn my sandwich so? You repulse me, you nauseate me.
Dear Turkey Sandwich,
You are very lucky I am famished, lest your fate would be the same as unidentified Foreign Hair.
Haha! One time I took dinner to a girl's house to impress her, (it worked). However, halfway through eating it, she pulled the longest hair out of her mouth! I felt bad, but couldn't stop laughing because of how funny it looked. Needless to say, we are not currently together.
Ah sick! I had a beatle in one of my sandwiches. I ate it anyway.
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