Meet Frank. He scares me every time I come down the stairs to my condo.
Meet Ralphie. He likes Red Ryder BB Guns and really resembles me on Halloween:-)
Also meet Lady GaGa and man-with-blanket-around-neck (thanks Dr. Tripp for reminding me!). He had the most hilarious crash and burn attempt I've witnessed in awhile. For future advice, neck-blanket man, when a Lady rejects you, leave - don't stick around for five more minutes awkwardly shuffling around behind her. And wipe up your drool as you walk away.