Does no one show pity for this poor girl? For the first time EVER I made New Year's resolutions. My first mistake was making one that was entirely out of my immediate control - Go on something that resembles a date at least once every other month.
These chumps we are calling "men" have left this hottie mchothot with a shake and fries dateless since January 3! This is probably my biggest dry spell in, well, YEARS!