"Your ex-almost fiancee lives in Salt Lake? Don't worry, you'll never run into him!"
To all of you people who said this - I bite my thumb at thee!
I hadn't even lived here for a whole week when BAM - there he is in all his rip-my-heart-out-and-Lord-of-the-dance-all-over-it glory with his new girlfriend at Walmart late on Saturday night. I manned it up and waltzed right up and said hello. He asked where I lived and I responded, "That way - that's all you need to know." He laughed at me, we chatted for 30 seconds, I continued on my way. I introduced myself to chica and she said, "Hi...." in that "ew, disdain alert" kinda way.
The best part?
This is the first time I have seen him EVER and not been attracted to him. The specific reasons will remain undisclosed except through private correspondence. Secondly, I am NOT a conceited person in any way and actually have a quite low self-image, but I can 100% confidently say I am, like, totally, WAY cuter than this gal! HOORAY!
SO, now I am officially ready to get me mine and am no longer afraid of going somewhere and running into you-know-who! Been there, done that - AND met the girlfriend, boy - talk about two birds with one shopping cart!
To top it all off, three, yes THREE guys came over Sunday night at their asking! I'm almost the female Flava Flav....almost....