Tuesday, May 13, 2008

The Ex- Factor

"Your ex-almost fiancee lives in Salt Lake? Don't worry, you'll never run into him!"
To all of you people who said this - I bite my thumb at thee!
I hadn't even lived here for a whole week when BAM - there he is in all his rip-my-heart-out-and-Lord-of-the-dance-all-over-it glory with his new girlfriend at Walmart late on Saturday night. I manned it up and waltzed right up and said hello. He asked where I lived and I responded, "That way - that's all you need to know." He laughed at me, we chatted for 30 seconds, I continued on my way. I introduced myself to chica and she said, "Hi...." in that "ew, disdain alert" kinda way.
The best part?
This is the first time I have seen him EVER and not been attracted to him. The specific reasons will remain undisclosed except through private correspondence. Secondly, I am NOT a conceited person in any way and actually have a quite low self-image, but I can 100% confidently say I am, like, totally, WAY cuter than this gal! HOORAY!
SO, now I am officially ready to get me mine and am no longer afraid of going somewhere and running into you-know-who! Been there, done that - AND met the girlfriend, boy - talk about two birds with one shopping cart!
To top it all off, three, yes THREE guys came over Sunday night at their asking! I'm almost the female Flava Flav....almost....


Jenn said...

You completely crack me up! Hey, I am married with three kids and I have only run into an ex once (with his wife and two kids) and that was awkward enough! WAY TO GO BETTY!

Anonymous said...

L Vill,
Brent & I loved your ex-factor! Way to go! When I saw mine I wanted to be sick for a week or two. But it doesn't matter now... you are beautiful and I love ya!