I was innocently squirting my air-popped popcorn with "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Spray" when the knob went a little haywire and the next thing I knew I had squirted myself in the face! Eyes open and everything!
I closed my eyes, realizing I would very much appreciate the hilariousness of this situation once I cleared my butter coating. Upon cleaning my face, I re-opened my eyes to a world of....butter. My contacts were coated!!!
One of my friends asked if I was ok (no one was there to witness this blessed event however), to which I responded, "No, I keep having visions of Fabio." I don't know if this friend really understood my joke about the spokesman for aforementioned butter spray, but I thought it was funny:-)
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