- Having a straw in my mouth while driving, then getting into an accident and the straw going through the roof of my mouth.
- Gremlins hiding between stair steps waiting to grab my ankles with their boney claws.
- Chicken on the bone or biting into a fatty/veinous piece of meat.
- Monsters being in the toilet when I sit down, enough said.
- Monsters grabbing my ankles from under the bed as I get into bed
- Opening a plastic container with a foil topper - those things spit at you!
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Irrational Fears
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4 comments:
You are a brave woman to soldier on in the face of such terrifying adversity.
Oh my... the straw and the monster under your bed thing scares the bajeezus out of me too!
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I sure hope you then make your own baby food someday--because the food spitting at you happens to me everyday. And I so remember your chicken fear. LOL.
This made me laugh out loud! I love being your friend. :)
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