Irrational Fears

1. Having a straw in my mouth while driving, then getting into an accident and the straw going through the roof of my mouth.
2. Gremlins hiding between stair steps waiting to grab my ankles with their boney claws.
3. Chicken on the bone or biting into a fatty/veinous piece of meat.
4. Monsters being in the toilet when I sit down, enough said.
5. Monsters grabbing my ankles from under the bed as I get into bed 
6. Opening a plastic container with a foil topper - those things spit at you!