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Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Locker Room Exhibitionism

When is it ever appropriate for someone 65 + to unavoidably stand right inside the entrance to the locker room, facing innocent walkers-in, full-on nudey patootie, in a semi-squat wiping her private parts and the rest of herself with huge paper towels while grunting? I argue never. I am permanently scarred - no one should ever have to witness this. *shudder*

5 comments:

  1. puke puke vomit
    ick
    nasty
    wrong
    at any age

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  2. Larissa, thank you SO much for permanently scarring me by creating that delightful visual.

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  3. I had to share the horror - I am sorry, I just couldn't suffer alone...

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  4. I think it's time to start going to a different gym...

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  5. Shayla - this WAS a different gym than the tootsie roll wrapper incident. I guess a free show is what I get for wandering into the West Valley gym...

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